Wednesday, June 21, 2006

A message for you ladies

I believe it's well established that I'm a dawg. I'm pretty sure that I've written how, if you ladies bend over and give me a flash, I'm going to quietly enjoy it. And if you're the kind that intentionally lifts your shirt I'll verbally acknowledge what a pretty sight your titties are.

I also love the sight of a woman in high heels. It tautens up the legs and the ass and often makes for a sexy walk. So, in certain circumstances I welcome such sights.

However...

I just noticed an article on MSNBC titled, Killer fashion: Looking good never hurt so bad. It reinforced something I've noticed myself.

Last summer I was walking downtown towards the main post office. I found myself behind this lovely lady who was dressed in a nice blouse, a pair of tight jeans and some awesome high heeled fuck me pumps. Ordinarily I might have enjoyed following a pretty swaying ass but, every time she put her foot down her ankle wobbled like a new ice skater's. After a half a block or so I was seriously worried that she was going to snap an ankle right in front of me.

Breaking bones are not sexy.

So ladies, please think about this. If you're wanting to go out clubbing in your spike heels, knock yourself out! But be sensible about it. The article suggests a good idea. Wear a set of flats for any walking you have to do and carry those yummy spikes in your bag until you get to the club.

You're all much sexier without the casts.

And if you have any article of clothing that damages you to wear it (an underwire bra that pokes holes in you, a corset or bustier that leaves bruises, etc.) think about it! Is attracting the attention of a member of your preferred gender really worth that?

Remember, smart is sexy. Be smart.

1 Comments:

At June 27, 2006 10:56 AM, Blogger Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection said...

One time not to ,long ago, my aged mother was wearing some flat-soled, open toed shoes and I notice that her index and middle toes were crossed one over the other. I just attributed it to her arthritis and thought nothing of it.

Then I saw a older woman friend of mine had the same problem.

It then dawned on me that it probably came from years of wearing high heals.

I agree with you. It's amazing what self-torture women go through to look good.

Don't even get me started on thongs.

 

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