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That's How Judi

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Judi and Dan at the high school dance
That's when Judi took a great big chance
See, Judi wanted Dan real bad
But Dan wanted a man just like dear old Dad
Judi's down to panties and bra
Dan's crawlin' out the window of the car
It seems this love affair was doomed from the start
And That's How Judi broke her heart

The first time

Judi went off to university
Studied real hard, got her degree
After a while she met another man
But he ran off with some guy named Dan
You'd think by now ol' Judi'd grab a clue
Sittin' in her lonely room wonderin' what to do
You'd think she'd have it pegged by this part
And That's How Judi broke her heart

The second time

One day Judi meets a gal named Rose
Tattoos on her arm and wearin' men's clothes
Now Judi thinks she's found the best of both worlds
Cuz Rose looks like a guy but loves like a girl
Judi and Rose want a family
They adopt a little refugee
Now they live their lives like fine folk art
And That's How Judi healed her heart

At last

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